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Tesla and SpaceX committed $16.8B to build Musk's Terafab AI chip plant in Grimes County, Texas, after moving the project from Austin.

MARA posted a $611M Q2 loss as bitcoin holdings fell 29% to 35,577 BTC, while MARA and Riot Platforms sent 581 BTC to custodian NYDIG.

The Coldcard exploit hacker, holding roughly $130M in stolen bitcoin, moved 30.185 BTC to a new wallet in their first activity since the theft.

Malta has joined Italy, Portugal, and Spain to block a possible EU-wide online gambling levy, four diplomats told Politico.
